Dirty sex chat line 101
You remind me of the movie "Scarface" cause I want you to say hello to my little friend.
Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis!
Cause I'm not doing you but I definitely should be.
There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus. I hope you like dragons, because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.
Your beauty is why God invented eyeballs, but your booty is why God invented my balls!
Because I’d stuff you I’ll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet. Because you’ve got some big, round, beautiful melons!