So instead, try keeping it simple, and aim for the funny bone in your headline and self description.
I've managed profiles with cool usernames (Steve Mc Dream). Not to mention it uses alliteration as a stylistic device, containing repeated sound of the first letter across both words. If true to his name, captain obvious isn't telling us anything we can't already see from his bulging mirror gym pics.
If you make your username with plain, generic sounding words, you're going to have a plain, generic sounding user name. The most important quality of an effective dating username is how well it relates to your lead photo.
If you use bold, colorful, imaginative words, you better believe that username is going to pop. Your username and lead photo should compliment each other.
BBC to the Internet: Please don't read those leaked Doctor Who scripts.
Ben Affleck is "the most hated man in America" in the newe... And I've seen usernames that dudes thought were hilarious, but actually terrible ideas (Statutory Ape..takers, ladies? Working from a sample size of under 1000 men, I don't have perfect data. A missed opportunity, and playing to a narrow audience who respond to the 1 dimensional approach.